Sunday, July 22, 2007

Procrastination : The Art of Mastering Boredom

Being bored. We all hit that point almost daily. (Unless you are like a freak who can go bungie jumping everyday then simultaneously go and like attack some terrorist who just happened to be floating in your path as you jump off that bridge/cliff.) But even better is intentional boredom. Thats right folks, if you are reading this you are probably putting of something else much more important. The fine art of procrastination has been taught from generation to generation and is a necessary skill tree for the average human character to survive. Lets examine to Power Level this skill.

Stage 1 : Childhood.

The public school system is one of the fastest ways to level up your procrastination abilities. Some mobs to grind on this skill are, Not Doing Homework (Level3), Talk To Friends In Class (Level 7), Play Games In Class On An Electronic Device (Level 10), Sleep In Class (Level 13), Skip Class (Level 20 BOSS). After school the home and neighborhood is an excellent means of gaining new means to procrastinate. EG- Watching TV for extended periods of time (20 SP), Staring at the wall (35 SP), and wandering around cause various chaos (50 SP).

Of course there are other stages in life such as Teenage Years (Expansion Pack for Childhood), Adult Life, and Retirement. But the fact is the system has put us down by stamping away at our creativity. Fight back my people, fight back.

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